Moody on climate change – promote bullock carts and tonga (satire)

#Climatechange On his return from yet another of his foreign trips, Moody called in his men to draw up a strategy on how to contribute towards reduction of greenhouse gas effect. That was a hot topic of the day and was displayed on the notice board outside his chamber.
Present were Jet Lee, Sue Sharma, Nitty Gadcurry, Hash Budden, Baba Someday, Vicky Singh and Ranee-ji.
‘Tell me,’ Moody opened the discussions.’ How do we reduce this bad effect of greenhouse gases that are emitted by vehicles?’
‘We have to go in for alternate fuels,’ Nitty Gadcurry said. ‘We have already taken a step in that direction. We have begun work on alternate modes of transport like river transport. Once the Ganga is cleaned, there will steamers to ferry people from one place to another.’
Moody gave him a hard stare.
‘Steamers need diesel and that produces carbon dioxide gases. We must have something that does not need such fuels.’ ‘Well – we could have sailing boats,’ Sue Sharma suggested.
‘Yes. That is a solution,’ Moody said. ‘That is for water transport. How about road transport?’
‘We could reinvent the tongas and bullock carts,’ Nitty Gadcurry gave his solution. ‘They are totally pollution free.’

‘Hmm,’ Moody drew doodles on the paper in front of him. In the course of his interaction with world leaders, he had seen them doodle and he liked the idea. ‘Now – how do we go about introducing the change?’
‘Let us give them incentive,’ Jet Lee spoke for the first time. He knew all about incentives – if you want to get any job done, announce incentives.
‘What sort of incentive?’ Moody was all ears.
‘Let us announce that anyone who opts to ride to work on a horse will get an advance increment,’ Jet Lee gave an idea. Baba Someday wiped his beard and grinned.
‘If you ask me, I will say that when a group wants to come to work on a bullock cart or a tonga, they will get a paid holiday to a yoga resort in the Andaman islands.’ ‘Moreover, we can set up factories to construct tongas and bullock carts,’ Nitty Gadcurry added – ‘we can have these facilities in backward states – they will generate employment opportunities and people will see the face of acche din.’>br> ‘Yes Nitty-ji, let us begin work. I think we can get expertise to make these from abroad. Check out where these would be suitable and let me now. I’ll make my next trip there.’
Nitty Gadcurry was crestfallen. He had expected that Moody would ask him to go to that country to have discussions. (to be continued …)

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